randyhernz:

I haven’t posted in awhile, so heres a picture of my friends pug puppy. he’s a handful.

(via swim-through-the-ocean-blue)

Timestamp: 1409536355

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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(via officialwhitegirls)

When someone calls me attractive image

(Source: josholdridge, via officialwhitegirls)

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

(Source: bookjunkie26, via with-the-bullshit)

Timestamp: 1409531297

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: partybots, via with-the-bullshit)

semi-attractive:

when ur makeup doesnt come off in the shower

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(via with-the-bullshit)

angry90slesbian:

I’m in the living room and I could hear my mom on the phone down in the basement trying to fix something in the vent. So naturally I went over to the vent and went "OOOoooOOOHHHhhhh DeBORaHH!!!!! ThhIIISSSsss Issss YouRR CONSCIENCEEEEE!!!! ConFEsSS TO thAT MURDER YooouUU CooMMiTtEEDDdd in 1983!!!!"

and all I heard back was

I’m gonna have to call you back. My kids being a fucking idiot again.”

(via with-the-bullshit)

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

(Source: terror4o4, via with-the-bullshit)

Timestamp: 1409531104

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

(via officialwhitegirls)

Timestamp: 1409530927